Monday, March 21, 2011


I woke up this morning and had my grandma preaching to me about diet sodas. And then she goes off telling me about Lakers and how Bynum got suspended for two days! She was like, "OMG, Bynum is not getting paid $249,000.49." I said, "WOW, two hundred fourty nine thousand and fourty nine cents??????". to the tee

Saturday, January 8, 2011

Friday, July 24, 2009

So weird being me!

It's you who makes me complete when I'm in a hole..
You're not human.
You touch my soul.
You are my creative invention, an active volcano.
Can I trust you?
Don't touch me.
You've touched me.
I suffer.
I fell.
You picked me up and laughed, how dare you!